I kinda hate Rob Allen now

Shiv Shetti
2 min readJun 29, 2022


Hot damn…

Yesterday’s announcement that Rob Allen is joining us as a CMMP coach caused one HELL of a ruckus.

Comments like this started POURING in through email and Facebook:



I love Rob


That’s the dude right there!


Good get!


Damn! Didn’t see this coming. That’s fantastic.


Wow!! 👏👏👏



You got ROB “Frekin’” ALLEN on board 🤯🤯

I LOVE that guy!


WHAAAT Rob Allen?? That’s sick


Dauym 👏👏🤘


Oh man I love Rob! So cool to see this Shiv!


Woah that’s so cool you got Rob — CMMP line-up looking SWEET now lmao


The list goes on and on and on.

And you know what?

I’m bloody fuming.

I mean…

Who does this Rob guy think he is?

Joining OUR program and stealing all the limelight??

It’s all ‘Rob’s so great’…

‘Rob’s so amazing’…

‘I wanna marry Rob’.

Not on my watch.

This is a deliberate attempt to overshadow us, and I won’t stand for it.

Mark my words: his days in the CMMP are numbered.


(How much you wanna bet some 35 IQ troll sends this to Rob being like “omg look what Shiv said about you, f*ck that guy” haha)

Ok, anyway…

If you think Rob joining the CMMP is cool…

(Which it is — Rob is not only an great guy, he’s a VERY talented copy coach… something many A-listers are not)

Wait ‘till you check out the new additions to the CMMP.

I’m talking about the things we’ve put in place over the last few months to make the support, coaching, and student experience world class.

Rob even texted me this after joining us:


After working with you guys for the past two weeks, it’s become insanely clear to me that this is the best damn copy coaching program on the planet.

There’s NO support like this.

There’s no unlimited reviews like this.

There’s no vision like what you have for where you’re going.


^ What made him say that?

The answer is in our new sales page…

Check it out here if you haven’t already!

Speak soon,

Shiv Shetti



Shiv Shetti

My “Flaming Camel” process helps copywriters land $3k-$5k/month retainer clients ASAP