This troll needs a brain transplant

Shiv Shetti
2 min readJun 1, 2022


This isn’t an email.

It’s a prayer.

So please stop what you’re doing…

Put your hands together…

Chant ‘aum’…

And join me in focussing your thoughts on this brainless troll.


It’s heartbreaking to see a fellow human so lacking in brain cells that it’s a miracle he’s able to clothe himself every day.

What happened?

Well, I crap you negative…

But this dude commented:

“No proof of what you did”

Under a Facebook post I put up…

Of a video testimonial…

From one of my students…

Literally walking through his EXACT results working with me.

And you know what?

I wasn’t even mad.

How could I have been?

That’s like getting mad at your geriatric grandpa falling off his stairlift.

It’s not funny.

It’s sad.

(Ok maybe it’s a little funny…)

Seriously though, what’s this guy on?

Sorry, what?

No proof?

Did you not… see the video testimonial?

The literal proof of results?

I mean…

Commenting “no proof!” on a video testimonial… is the equivalent of telling an Oscar-winning director that there’s “no proof!” their film exists

3000 IQ move.

Now look…

MAYBE he’s questioning the validity of the testimonial.

Which, to his credit…

Isn’t totally donkey-brained.

I mean…

This is the internet marketing world we’re talking about.

A hive of scum and villainy.

Faking a testimonial ain’t exactly rare.

But… whatever.

If he wants to believe, what?

That I hired an actor?

Held someone up at gunpoint and forced them to read a script?

Wore a ‘Mission Impossible’ face mask and faked it myself?

He can do so.

That’s a Mount Everest of scepticism I have no intention of climbing…

But for everyone else:

The 100%-real-and-not-at-all-faked-*pats-brow*-why-are-you-looking-at-me-like-that-it’s-real-ok-I-promise testimonial in question came from my student Hinly Wong…

Who built his copywriting biz to a consistent 7k/mo with my help.

Which isn’t too shabby at all…

Considering he was riding the feast and famine rollercoaster with no seatbelt before he came across me.

Now obviously…

I can’t guarantee the same results.

(Or as my newest troll would argue, any results of any kind…)

But it goes to show what’s possible with:

  1. The right prospecting system
  2. The right coaching
  3. A bit of elbow grease

So that all being said…

Assuming you believe I’m not full of it…

Read this page to g̶e̶t̶ ̶s̶c̶a̶m̶m̶e̶d̶ see if we can help you, too.

Either way, I hope our friend gets the brain transplant he so desperately needs #thoughtsandprayers

Speak soon,

Shiv Shetti



Shiv Shetti

My “Flaming Camel” process helps copywriters land $3k-$5k/month retainer clients ASAP